Laowai

I use the Google translate app all the time. Thank goodness for it. Otherwise I would constantly be flipping through the pages of a German dictionary. And yet even thought it’s super helpful it isn’t always crystal clear. The other day we got a notice in the mail for some upcoming lectures at the local hospital. 

Here are the translated topics that made me chuckle:

Must I at all yet to the gynecologist?

Acidic Belch – Drugs or Operation

Hardness of Hearing Dizziness and Co.

My Knee Does Woe. Why?

If The Relaxing Sleep Fails.

And then there’s this that I saw in Michigan. You didn’t know Brian had a side hustle did you: